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Absolutely Flabulous: Bernie Jones’s journey from Laundry Queen to Slimming Sensation!" is a hilarious one woman show that follows the comedic adventures of Bernie Jones. Bernie, a lovable laundry business owner, finds herself on a quest for a slimmer waistline in her forties. As she joins a local Slimming Watchers group, Bernie forges firm friendships and navigates the ups and downs of counting calories. Meanwhile, her expanding business, "Stitched and Steamed," is threatened by a conniving local businesswoman. Portrayed by Rozlyn Sheridan, Bernie's character is accompanied by various hilarious personalities, including her no-filter mother, stroppy teenage daughter Josie, and quirky friends at Slimming Watchers. The show promises an evening filled with laughter, heartwarming moments, and a reminder of the importance of friendship. So join Bernie Jones and get ready to laugh your way to a slimmer waistline with belly laughs instead of squats!